01 Apr

The sex gods at File Planet have surprised the world by using their necromancy stats on 3D Realms and coming away with the demonstration build of the long awaited Duke Nukem Forever. The latest in the line of TPS-FPS-RTS-TSA-FUBAR-Knitting Simulators has been anticipated for well over a millennium since the previous Duke Nukem game (Duke […]

01 Apr

A long-time informal measure of accomplishment, Blizzard has finally brought the EPEEN into official light. The “Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number” allows for gamer’s gear l33tness to be prominently and obviously expressed with a vertical blue bar that grows with added badassery. Players with the thickest and most manly EPEEN meters will allow players the glory […]