Banned in a billion countries, scourge of the United States Senate…and full to the brim with addictive mayhem. Such is the Postal series, a PC action title that puts you in the shoes of the aptly named Postal Dude, with a horde of idiot people between him and his goal, and an arsenal of sickly inventive weaponry to give the violence a personal touch. The franchise has been ported to every computer operating software platform available (yes, even Linux), and now for the most portable of all systems: the phone. Published by GlobalFun, the retake on the first game in the series returns the perspective to top-down, and puts a large library of deal-dealers and play styles at your disposal. But talk was never part of the formula, so check the attached trailer after the jump for all the mini-screen glory.